I have since I was seventeen, and Mr. Damon played the bad boy in School Ties with Brendan Frasier. Stop me if I've told you this story because I probably have. The title says it all. Everyone knows I'm Matt Damon's biggest fan, and even if he is married, I'm pretty sure we'd be the best of pals, anyway. I'm not a home wrecker.
Still, a girl can love lots of boys, is what I've decided. I've crushed on sooooo many boys.
Well right now, let me tell you something. I'm feeling sort of like a traitor. I'm cheering for the Texas Rangers in the World Series because a girl's got to cheer for her former hometown team. Forget about it, though, if Red Sox were playing. I'll always root for the Red Sox. But I don't think The Red Sox and the Rangers would ever face each other in the World Series since they play in the same league. Whatever, doesn't matter. It just matters that the Rangers are facing the Cardinals, and I'm rooting for the Rangers. Right now the Rangers are behind...first game went to the Cards, and St. Louis is up by one run thus far in the game. Oh, and it's top of the ninth with Rangers at bat. I'm sort of praying for a miracle. It's looking good. We've got two on base...second and third, no less...and AND no outs! Can you imagine? My miracle just may happen!!!
But I'm sort of crushing on Matt Holliday (What up Matty Matt Matt? I must have a thing for Matts.). He's kind of adorable with his beard and all. And what is up with the Majors and all these beards, anyway? I tell you there are lots of beards going on out there, and I've never been a big fan of the beard. It's just not my thing, what with running away from Santa as a child. All that facial hair made the big man a bit intimidating; I kid you not, he terrified me because he must have been hiding something behind all that facial hair. But Matt Holliday can sport the beard all he wants to since it is working for him...really, really working for him. Still, the man plays for the Cardinals...my arch enemies right now...my nemeses. And I'm trying to find a Ranger to crush on, but no such luck. Matty Holliday is pretty stinking cute.
Oh, and p to the big fat s!!! Rangers are up by one now! Cardinals are up to bat. Let's do this Feliz! Strike those boys out!!!
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